Public Skull Announcement: A Cautionary Tale from the Head on Floyd’s Sword Hello, young adventurers and heedless wanderers of the Runiverse! It's me, your friendly neighborhood skull, currently residing at the rather sharp end of Floyd Contaminator of the Pavillion's formidable Skull Sword. You might wonder how I found myself in such a... pointed situation. Well, gather round, and let this be a lesson to you all.

Once upon a time, I was not unlike you, filled with dreams, a love for adventure, and a penchant for not paying the slightest attention to where I was going. Ah, to be young and carefree! But, alas, my carelessness led me to a rather sticky end, quite literally, on the business end of a sword. And not just any sword, mind you, but one wielded by Floyd, whose reputation for contamination is only matched by his skill in battle.

Now, as the skull on this rather epic piece of weaponry, I've seen things. I've traveled far and wide, stuck on this sword, watching the world through empty eye sockets. And if there's one piece of wisdom I can impart, it's this: Be careful, kids! If you're not paying attention, you might just get impaled on a sword. And believe me, becoming a permanent accessory to a weapon is not as glamorous as it sounds.

So, what's the moral of this skull tale, you ask? Pay attention! Keep your wits about you! The world is vast and full of wonders, but it's also brimming with sharp edges. And remember, no one wants to end up like me, offering cautionary tales as a sword's ornament.

In closing, heed my words, for I speak from experience - albeit a rather pointed one. Stay alert, stay alive, and for the love of the Runiverse, watch where you're walking. You don't want to make a boneheaded mistake!

Yours truly,

The Skull on Floyd’s Sword

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